did I tell you I was pissing in a bush in the park the other day. Betty had just finished and was standing a few feet away. We were talking as I zipped up and then, a wild boar barreled out of the bush! I was on the upside of the hill, and fortunately, he went down. I was pissing in his home. It startled me.

-dan seiple

drawing by bettina lamprechte